Week 1 Roto Scores

Here's the first roto results of the season. Congrats to one of our newcomers for having a pretty good lead after one week of play. Since we've gone to everyday lineup changes I've had to get rid of Bench Player of the Week as well as Lead Balloon of the Week. Enjoy!

. Hitting R PTS HR PTS RBI PTS OBP PTS SLG PTS NSB PTS CYC PTS Total RANK . Moose Tacos 61 9 12 5.5 56 8 0.35 7.5 0.458 9 5 6 0 5.5 50.5 1 . Jabberwocks 64 10 16 10 58 9 0.329 4 0.452 6 2 3 0 5.5 47.5 2 . ICanHazBaseball 50 7 10 3 40 4 0.383 10 0.456 7.5 11 9.5 0 5.5 46.5 3 . Chin Music 47 5 15 9 63 10 0.336 6 0.456 7.5 -1 1 0 5.5 44 4 . Jim Abbotteers 57 8 12 5.5 42 5 0.333 5 0.435 5 9 8 0 5.5 42 5 . Ray Lankford Thunder 42 3 12 5.5 51 7 0.361 9 0.482 10 1 2 0 5.5 42 5 . Gilkey's Eyeballs 48 6 12 5.5 37 1.5 0.35 7.5 0.422 4 7 7 0 5.5 37 7 . HENNNDERSON! 45 4 14 8 48 6 0.317 2 0.404 3 3 4.5 0 5.5 33 8 . Champions of America 41 2 5 1 39 3 0.305 1 0.336 1 11 9.5 0 5.5 23 9 . Harry Doyle 29 1 9 2 37 1.5 0.322 3 0.369 2 3 4.5 0 5.5 19.5 10 . . . Pitching W PTS S PTS K PTS ERA PTS WHIP PTS K/BB PTS NH PTS Total RANK . HENNNDERSON! 6 7.5 6 7.5 78 10 2.39 8 1 10 3.71 9 0 5.5 57.5 1 . ICanHazBaseball 6 7.5 5 6 68 6 2.33 10 1.03 9 3.58 8 0 5.5 52 2 . Champions of America 3 2.5 7 9 73 9 3.14 6 1.11 8 4.29 10 0 5.5 50 3 . Jim Abbotteers 5 6 9 10 71 8 4.04 3 1.16 6.5 2.63 5.5 0 5.5 44.5 4 . Jabberwocks 4 5 3 1.5 70 7 3.44 5 1.22 4.5 2.8 7 0 5.5 35.5 5 . Ray Lankford Thunder 7 9.5 6 7.5 59 4 3.57 4 1.31 2 1.97 1 0 5.5 33.5 6

. Chin Music 7 9.5 4 4 63 5 4.74 1 1.3 3 2.63 5.5 0 5.5 33.5 6 . Harry Doyle 3 2.5 3 1.5 52 2 2.35 9 1.16 6.5 2.48 3.5 0 5.5 30.5 8 . Moose Tacos 3 2.5 4 4 57 3 2.4 7 1.22 4.5 2.48 3.5 0 5.5 30 9 . Gilkey's Eyeballs 3 2.5 4 4 51 1 4.1 2 1.34 1 2.13 2 0 5.5 18 10 . . . . Overall PTS RANK . ICanHazBaseball 98.5 1 . HENNNDERSON! 90.5 2 . Jim Abbotteers 86.5 3 . Jabberwocks 83 4 . Moose Tacos 80.5 5 . Chin Music 77.5 6 . Ray Lankford Thunder 75.5 7 . Champions of America 73 8 . Gilkey's Eyeballs 55 9 . Harry Doyle 50 10 . .

. Hitting Player of the Week R HR RBI OBP SLG NSB CYC . Joey Votto, 1B, Moose Tacos 12 2 6 0.548 0.727 1 0 . . Pitching Player of the Week W S K ERA WHIP K/BB NH . Jered Weaver, SP, HENNNDERSON! 3 0 27 0.87 0.87 3 0 . . . Hitting Unsigned Player of the Week R HR RBI OBP SLG NSB CYC . Willie Bloomquist, 3B, SS, OF, Arizona Diamondbacks 8 1 5 0.4 0.5 5 0 . . Pitching Unsigned Player of the Week W S K ERA WHIP K/BB NH . Chris Narveson, SP, RP, Milwaukee Brewers 1 0 14 0 1 3.5 0 .

Bobby BO

Wow—incredible payroll management by the Metties.

From the WSJ:

Nevertheless, starting on July 1, 2011, Bobby Bonilla will remain on the franchise's payroll for 25 years, collecting an annual salary of $1,193,248.20.

Fantasy & MLB Predictions 2011

So this blog is still active and if Jason will kindly do some updating you'll never know it was from last baseball season. As long as you ignore the URL. I'll also post roto scores here each week as long as my team is competitive. It just gets depressing when they sux.

Since last night's draft is behind us I thought it might be a good idea to make our yearly predictions about how this season will play out, both in fantasyland and in real life. Here are my predictions about Battlefield Baseball 2!

Division 1 Rankings:
1. Ray Lankford Thunder (duh.)
2. Moose Tacos (Crazy pitching & CarGo)
3. Harry Doyle (New guy creepin on the come up)
4. Champions of America (This team could really go either way)
5. Jim Abbotteers (Only because this team looks a lot like my team from last year and that didn't go well)

Division 2 (Little League) Rankings:
1. Chin Music (Although a few too many White Sox for my liking)
2. Gilkey's Eyeballs (I think daily roster changes will benefit Luke most, i.e. he'll actually play this season)
3. HENNNDERSON! (Everyone else imagines Superintendent Chalmers yelling this right?)
4. ICanHazBaseball (Can't trust a guy who eats salt lines candy)
5. Jabberwocks (I refuse to believe you can win if you don't spend over $30 on at least one guy in the draft)

Of course in interdivision match-ups Division 1 will dominate landing 4 of the 6 play-off spots until you are all forced to bow down and accept Ray Lankford Thunder as your champion! Here's real baseball:

AL East
BoSox
Crankees*
Os
Rays
Jays

AL Central
Los Tigres
Los Twines
Los Soxes
Los Racistes
Las Royales (notice feminine article)

AL West
Ringers
A'ss
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, California, Unites States of America, North America, Earth
Submariners

NL East
Green Man
Bravos
Pond Scum
Nacionales
Fishies

NL Central
Birds of Red
Men of Red
Bears of Blue
Men of Beer
Men of Space
Men of below .500

NL West
Andre the Giant
The Rock*
Million Dodger Man Ted Dibiase
Rey Mysterio Jr. (He's hispanic and Padres is Spanish?)
Jake the Snake Roberts

Divisional Serieses
Boston over Texas (Steven kills himself)
Detroit over New York
Phillies over Giants
Cards over Rockies

LCSes
Boston over Detroit
Phillies over Cards

WS
Phillies over Boston

MVPs
Albert Pujols
Adrian Gonzalez

Cy Youngs
Cliff Lee
David Price

Add your predictions to the comments!!!!

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Week 19 Roto Standings

. Hitting R PTS HR PTS RBI PTS SB PTS AVG PTS OPS PTS CYC PTS Total RANK . The Old Mill 35 6 7 4.5 26 4.5 7 6 0.316 8 0.913 8 0 4.5 41.5 1 . Doc's LSD No-No 39 8 9 7 34 8 1 1 0.29 5 0.872 6 0 4.5 39.5 2 . The Josh Hamiltoes 36 7 7 4.5 26 4.5 3 3.5 0.297 7 0.825 5 0 4.5 36 3 . Jason Bere's Sluggers 30 3 11 8 29 7 3 3.5 0.273 3 0.806 4 0 4.5 33 4 . Jabberwocks 31 4.5 4 2 28 6 6 5 0.293 6 0.771 3 0 4.5 31 5 . Tito Landrum Express 31 4.5 8 6 23 3 9 8 0.225 1 0.646 1 0 4.5 28 6 . Gilkey's Eyeballs 15 1 6 3 13 1 8 7 0.276 4 0.878 7 0 4.5 27.5 7 . Olerud Helmeteers 21 2 3 1 18 2 2 2 0.234 2 0.665 2 0 4.5 15.5 8 . . . Pitching W PTS S PTS K PTS ERA PTS WHIP PTS K/BB PTS NH PTS Total RANK . The Old Mill 4 6 4 6.5 26 1 1.3 8 1.01 7 3.71 8 0 4.5 41 1 . Doc's LSD No-No 5 7.5 2 2.5 35 4 2.8 5 0.98 8 3.5 7 0 4.5 38.5 2 . Jason Bere's Sluggers 3 4.5 2 2.5 52 7 2.28 7 1.23 5 3.06 4.5 0 4.5 35 3 . Olerud Helmeteers 2 2.5 3 4.5 39 6 2.43 6 1.23 5 3.25 6 0 4.5 34.5 4 . Tito Landrum Express 5 7.5 1 1 37 5 3.29 3 1.23 5 2.47 2 0 4.5 28 5 . The Josh Hamiltoes 1 1 3 4.5 55 8 3.12 4 1.37 1 3.06 4.5 0 4.5 27.5 6 . Gilkey's Eyeballs 3 4.5 4 6.5 33 3 4.05 1 1.25 2 2.75 3 0 4.5 24.5 7 . Jabberwocks 2 2.5 5 8 28 2 3.8 2 1.24 3 2.33 1 0 4.5 23 8

. . . . Overall PTS RANK . The Old Mill 82.5 1 . Doc's LSD No-No 78 2 . Jason Bere's Sluggers 68 3 . The Josh Hamiltoes 63.5 4 . Tito Landrum Express 56 5 . Jabberwocks 54 6 . Gilkey's Eyeballs 52 7 . Olerud Helmeteers 50 8 . . . Hitting Player of the Week R HR RBI SB AVG OPS CYC . Hunter Pence, OF, The Old Mill 8 1 4 2 0.429 1.282 0 . . Pitching Player of the Week W S K ERA WHIP K/BB NH . Roy Halladay, SP, The Old Mill 1 0 7 0 0.5 Undefined 0 .

. . Hitting Bench Stud R HR RBI SB AVG OPS CYC . Bobby Abreu, OF, Olerud Helmeteers 5 2 5 0 0.524 1.567 0 . . Pitching Bench Stud W S K ERA WHIP K/BB NH . Jair Jurrjens, SP, Gilkey's Eyeballs 1 0 10 1.26 0.98 5 0 . . . Hitting Lead Balloon R HR RBI SB AVG OPS CYC . J.P. Arencibia, C, Olerud Helmeteers 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 . . Pitching Lead Balloon W S K ERA WHIP K/BB NH . Tim Lincecum, SP, The Josh Hamiltoes 0 0 10 12.91 2.61 2.5 0 . . . Hitting Unsigned Player of the Week R HR RBI SB AVG OPS CYC . Michael Brantley, CF, Cleveland Indians 7 2 6 2 0.375 1.069 0 . . Pitching Unsigned Player of the Week W S K ERA WHIP K/BB NH . Jeremy Hellickson, SP/RP, Tampa Bay Rays 2 0 12 0.69 0.54 12 0

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Roto 2010 Overall Season Standings

. Hitting R PTS HR PTS RBI PTS SB PTS AVG PTS OPS PTS CYC PTS Total RANK . The Old Mill 625 6 174 7 635 8 82 4.5 0.281 6 0.822 4 1 8 43.5 1 . Jabberwocks 648 8 126 1 548 3 159 8 0.298 8 0.835 8 0 4 40 2 . Doc's LSD No-No 641 7 192 8 615 6 68 2 0.269 3 0.825 5 0 4 35 3 . The Josh Hamiltoes 570 2 169 6 607 5 61 1 0.282 7 0.833 7 0 4 32 4 . Jason Bere's Sluggers 617 5 151 5 555 4 74 3 0.274 4 0.793 3 0 4 28 5 . Gilkey's Eyeballs 566 1 137 4 539 1 82 4.5 0.28 5 0.83 6 0 4 25.5 6 . Olerud Helmeteers 595 4 135 3 546 2 110 7 0.26 2 0.767 2 0 4 24 7 . Tito Landrum Express 584 3 132 2 617 7 91 6 0.254 1 0.747 1 0 4 24 7 . . . Pitching W PTS S PTS K PTS ERA PTS WHIP PTS K/BB PTS NH PTS Total RANK . Jason Bere's Sluggers 63 7 58 7.5 786 5 3.22 5.5 1.2 6 2.57 2 1 6.5 39.5 1 . The Josh Hamiltoes 55 4 58 7.5 884 7 3.36 4 1.21 4 3.06 5 1 6.5 38 2 . Gilkey's Eyeballs 51 1.5 55 5 726 3 3.06 7 1.16 8 3.16 8 0 2.5 35 3 . Tito Landrum Express 72 8 45 1 839 6 3.03 8 1.2 6 2.85 3 0 2.5 34.5 4 . Olerud Helmeteers 51 1.5 54 4 967 8 3.22 5.5 1.22 3 3.1 7 0 2.5 31.5 5 . Doc's LSD No-No 61 6 53 3 759 4 3.41 3 1.2 6 2.99 4 0 2.5 28.5 6 . The Old Mill 59 5 46 2 656 1 3.61 2 1.26 2 3.07 6 1 6.5 24.5 7 . Jabberwocks 52 3 57 6 681 2 3.86 1 1.32 1 2.14 1 1 6.5 20.5 8

. . . . Overall PTS RANK . The Josh Hamiltoes 70 1 . The Old Mill 68 2 . Jason Bere's Sluggers 67.5 3 . Doc's LSD No-No 63.5 4 . Gilkey's Eyeballs 60.5 5 . Jabberwocks 60.5 5 . Tito Landrum Express 58.5 7 . Olerud Helmeteers 55.5 8 .

To the grave

I don't know if I have this kind of fan loyalty. In fact I'm pretty sure Emily would kill me, well, um, just read the article.