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Week 19 Roto Standings

. Hitting R PTS HR PTS RBI PTS SB PTS AVG PTS OPS PTS CYC PTS Total RANK . The Old Mill 35 6 7 4.5 26 4.5 7 6 0.316 8 0.913 8 0 4.5 41.5 1 . Doc's LSD No-No 39 8 9 7 34 8 1 1 0.29 5 0.872 6 0 4.5 39.5 2 . The Josh Hamiltoes 36 7 7 4.5 26 4.5 3 3.5 0.297 7 0.825 5 0 4.5 36 3 . Jason Bere's Sluggers 30 3 11 8 29 7 3 3.5 0.273 3 0.806 4 0 4.5 33 4 . Jabberwocks 31 4.5 4 2 28 6 6 5 0.293 6 0.771 3 0 4.5 31 5 . Tito Landrum Express 31 4.5 8 6 23 3 9 8 0.225 1 0.646 1 0 4.5 28 6 . Gilkey's Eyeballs 15 1 6 3 13 1 8 7 0.276 4 0.878 7 0 4.5 27.5 7 . Olerud Helmeteers 21 2 3 1 18 2 2 2 0.234 2 0.665 2 0 4.5 15.5 8 . . . Pitching W PTS S PTS K PTS ERA PTS WHIP PTS K/BB PTS NH PTS Total RANK . The Old Mill 4 6 4 6.5 26 1 1.3 8 1.01 7 3.71 8 0 4.5 41 1 . Doc's LSD No-No 5 7.5 2 2.5 35 4 2.8 5 0.98 8 3.5 7 0 4.5 38.5 2 . Jason Bere's Sluggers 3 4.5 2 2.5 52 7 2.28 7 1.23 5 3.06 4.5 0 4.5 35 3 . Olerud Helmeteers 2 2.5 3 4.5 39 6 2.43 6 1.23 5 3.25 6 0 4.5 34.5 4 . Tito Landrum Express 5 7.5 1 1 37 5 3.29 3 1.23 5 2.47 2 0 4.5 28 5 . The Josh Hamiltoes 1 1 3 4.5 55 8 3.12 4 1.37 1 3.06 4.5 0 4.5 27.5 6 . Gilkey's Eyeballs 3 4.5 4 6.5 33 3 4.05 1 1.25 2 2.75 3 0 4.5 24.5 7 . Jabberwocks 2 2.5 5 8 28 2 3.8 2 1.24 3 2.33 1 0 4.5 23 8

. . . . Overall PTS RANK . The Old Mill 82.5 1 . Doc's LSD No-No 78 2 . Jason Bere's Sluggers 68 3 . The Josh Hamiltoes 63.5 4 . Tito Landrum Express 56 5 . Jabberwocks 54 6 . Gilkey's Eyeballs 52 7 . Olerud Helmeteers 50 8 . . . Hitting Player of the Week R HR RBI SB AVG OPS CYC . Hunter Pence, OF, The Old Mill 8 1 4 2 0.429 1.282 0 . . Pitching Player of the Week W S K ERA WHIP K/BB NH . Roy Halladay, SP, The Old Mill 1 0 7 0 0.5 Undefined 0 .

. . Hitting Bench Stud R HR RBI SB AVG OPS CYC . Bobby Abreu, OF, Olerud Helmeteers 5 2 5 0 0.524 1.567 0 . . Pitching Bench Stud W S K ERA WHIP K/BB NH . Jair Jurrjens, SP, Gilkey's Eyeballs 1 0 10 1.26 0.98 5 0 . . . Hitting Lead Balloon R HR RBI SB AVG OPS CYC . J.P. Arencibia, C, Olerud Helmeteers 0 0 0 0 0 0 0 . . Pitching Lead Balloon W S K ERA WHIP K/BB NH . Tim Lincecum, SP, The Josh Hamiltoes 0 0 10 12.91 2.61 2.5 0 . . . Hitting Unsigned Player of the Week R HR RBI SB AVG OPS CYC . Michael Brantley, CF, Cleveland Indians 7 2 6 2 0.375 1.069 0 . . Pitching Unsigned Player of the Week W S K ERA WHIP K/BB NH . Jeremy Hellickson, SP/RP, Tampa Bay Rays 2 0 12 0.69 0.54 12 0

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Roto 2010 Overall Season Standings

. Hitting R PTS HR PTS RBI PTS SB PTS AVG PTS OPS PTS CYC PTS Total RANK . The Old Mill 625 6 174 7 635 8 82 4.5 0.281 6 0.822 4 1 8 43.5 1 . Jabberwocks 648 8 126 1 548 3 159 8 0.298 8 0.835 8 0 4 40 2 . Doc's LSD No-No 641 7 192 8 615 6 68 2 0.269 3 0.825 5 0 4 35 3 . The Josh Hamiltoes 570 2 169 6 607 5 61 1 0.282 7 0.833 7 0 4 32 4 . Jason Bere's Sluggers 617 5 151 5 555 4 74 3 0.274 4 0.793 3 0 4 28 5 . Gilkey's Eyeballs 566 1 137 4 539 1 82 4.5 0.28 5 0.83 6 0 4 25.5 6 . Olerud Helmeteers 595 4 135 3 546 2 110 7 0.26 2 0.767 2 0 4 24 7 . Tito Landrum Express 584 3 132 2 617 7 91 6 0.254 1 0.747 1 0 4 24 7 . . . Pitching W PTS S PTS K PTS ERA PTS WHIP PTS K/BB PTS NH PTS Total RANK . Jason Bere's Sluggers 63 7 58 7.5 786 5 3.22 5.5 1.2 6 2.57 2 1 6.5 39.5 1 . The Josh Hamiltoes 55 4 58 7.5 884 7 3.36 4 1.21 4 3.06 5 1 6.5 38 2 . Gilkey's Eyeballs 51 1.5 55 5 726 3 3.06 7 1.16 8 3.16 8 0 2.5 35 3 . Tito Landrum Express 72 8 45 1 839 6 3.03 8 1.2 6 2.85 3 0 2.5 34.5 4 . Olerud Helmeteers 51 1.5 54 4 967 8 3.22 5.5 1.22 3 3.1 7 0 2.5 31.5 5 . Doc's LSD No-No 61 6 53 3 759 4 3.41 3 1.2 6 2.99 4 0 2.5 28.5 6 . The Old Mill 59 5 46 2 656 1 3.61 2 1.26 2 3.07 6 1 6.5 24.5 7 . Jabberwocks 52 3 57 6 681 2 3.86 1 1.32 1 2.14 1 1 6.5 20.5 8

. . . . Overall PTS RANK . The Josh Hamiltoes 70 1 . The Old Mill 68 2 . Jason Bere's Sluggers 67.5 3 . Doc's LSD No-No 63.5 4 . Gilkey's Eyeballs 60.5 5 . Jabberwocks 60.5 5 . Tito Landrum Express 58.5 7 . Olerud Helmeteers 55.5 8 .

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Week 18 Roto Stats

. Hitting R PTS HR PTS RBI PTS SB PTS AVG PTS OPS PTS CYC PTS Total RANK . The Old Mill 41 8 11 6 36 6 5 7 0.332 8 0.927 7 0 4.5 46.5 1 . Doc's LSD No-No 36 7 14 8 49 8 1 1 0.319 7 0.952 8 0 4.5 43.5 2 . The Josh Hamiltoes 29 4 12 7 39 7 2 2.5 0.3 5 0.894 6 0 4.5 36 3 . Jabberwocks 31 5.5 4 3 26 4 5 7 0.308 6 0.843 5 0 4.5 35 4 . Tito Landrum Express 31 5.5 9 5 33 5 3 4.5 0.255 3.5 0.796 4 0 4.5 32 5 . Jason Bere's Sluggers 19 2 8 4 25 3 2 2.5 0.255 3.5 0.724 3 0 4.5 22.5 6 . Olerud Helmeteers 27 3 2 2 23 2 5 7 0.221 2 0.596 2 0 4.5 22.5 6 . Gilkey's Eyeballs 9 1 0 1 5 1 3 4.5 0.137 1 0.399 1 0 4.5 14 8 . . . Pitching W PTS S PTS K PTS ERA PTS WHIP PTS K/BB PTS NH PTS Total RANK . Doc's LSD No-No 5 7.5 3 7.5 50 6 3.36 4 1.17 7 4.17 7 0 4.5 43.5 1 . The Old Mill 5 7.5 2 5 55 7 2.88 6 1.3 2 3.06 5 0 4.5 37 2 . Tito Landrum Express 4 6 2 5 33 4 2.75 7 1.18 6 1.65 1 0 4.5 33.5 3 . Jason Bere's Sluggers 1 2 2 5 30 1 2.5 8 1 8 3 4 0 4.5 32.5 4 . Olerud Helmeteers 3 5 1 2 61 8 3.63 2 1.21 3.5 3.81 6 0 4.5 31 5 . Gilkey's Eyeballs 2 4 1 2 31 2.5 2.95 5 1.2 5 7.75 8 0 4.5 31 5 . The Josh Hamiltoes 1 2 3 7.5 31 2.5 3.46 3 1.21 3.5 1.94 2 0 4.5 25 7 . Jabberwocks 1 2 1 2 41 5 4.46 1 1.42 1 2.16 3 0 4.5 18.5 8

. . . . Overall PTS RANK . Doc's LSD No-No 87 1 . The Old Mill 83.5 2 . Tito Landrum Express 65.5 3 . The Josh Hamiltoes 61 4 . Jason Bere's Sluggers 55 5 . Jabberwocks 53.5 6 . Olerud Helmeteers 53.5 6 . Gilkey's Eyeballs 45 8 . . . Hitting Player of the Week R HR RBI SB AVG OPS CYC . Carlos Gonzalez, CF, The Old Mill 7 4 8 3 0.423 1.407 0 . . Pitching Player of the Week W S K ERA WHIP K/BB NH . Ted Lilly, SP, Doc's LSD No-No 2 0 11 2.77 0.54 Undefined 0 .

. . Hitting Bench Stud R HR RBI SB AVG OPS CYC . Chone Figgins, 2B/3B, Jabberwocks 3 0 4 3 0.522 1.151 0 . . Pitching Bench Stud W S K ERA WHIP K/BB NH . Jonathan Papelbon, RP, Jason Bere's Sluggers 0 3 3 0 0.75 1.5 0 . . . Hitting Lead Balloon R HR RBI SB AVG OPS CYC . Ben Zobrist, OF, Tito Landrum Express 0 0 0 0 0.111 0.367 0 . . Pitching Lead Balloon W S K ERA WHIP K/BB NH . John Lackey, SP, Jabberwocks 0 0 14 8.74 2.21 1.75 0 . . . Hitting Unsigned Player of the Week R HR RBI SB AVG OPS CYC . Pedro Alvarez, 3B, Pittsburgh Pirates 4 3 9 0 0.348 1.162 0 . . Pitching Unsigned Player of the Week W S K ERA WHIP K/BB NH . Trevor Cahill, SP, Oakland Athletics 2 0 6 0 0.76 1.5 0

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2010 Season Overall Roto Stats

. Hitting R PTS HR PTS RBI PTS SB PTS AVG PTS OPS PTS CYC PTS Total RANK . The Old Mill 590 6 167 7 609 8 75 5 0.279 5 0.817 4 1 8 43 1 . Jabberwocks 617 8 122 1 520 1 153 8 0.298 8 0.839 8 0 4 38 2 . Doc's LSD No-No 602 7 183 8 581 5.5 67 2 0.268 3 0.822 5 0 4 34.5 3 . The Josh Hamiltoes 534 1 162 6 581 5.5 58 1 0.281 7 0.834 7 0 4 31.5 4 . Gilkey's Eyeballs 551 2 131 3 526 2.5 74 4 0.28 6 0.829 6 0 4 27.5 5 . Olerud Helmeteers 574 4 132 4 528 4 108 7 0.261 2 0.772 2 0 4 27 6 . Jason Bere's Sluggers 587 5 140 5 526 2.5 71 3 0.274 4 0.792 3 0 4 26.5 7 . Tito Landrum Express 553 3 124 2 594 7 82 6 0.256 1 0.753 1 0 4 24 8 . . . Pitching W PTS S PTS K PTS ERA PTS WHIP PTS K/BB PTS NH PTS Total RANK . The Josh Hamiltoes 54 4 55 7 829 7 3.38 4 1.2 5.5 3.06 6 1 6.5 40 1 . Jason Bere's Sluggers 60 7 56 8 734 5 3.27 5 1.2 5.5 2.54 2 1 6.5 39 2 . Tito Landrum Express 67 8 44 2 802 6 3.01 7.5 1.19 7 2.87 3 0 2.5 36 3 . Gilkey's Eyeballs 48 1 51 4 693 3 3.01 7.5 1.16 8 3.18 8 0 2.5 34 4 . Olerud Helmeteers 49 2 51 4 928 8 3.26 6 1.22 3.5 3.09 7 0 2.5 33 5 . Doc's LSD No-No 56 6 51 4 724 4 3.44 3 1.22 3.5 2.97 4 0 2.5 27 6 . The Old Mill 55 5 42 1 630 1 3.74 2 1.28 2 3.04 5 1 6.5 22.5 7 . Jabberwocks 50 3 52 6 653 2 3.86 1 1.33 1 2.13 1 1 6.5 20.5 8

. . . . Overall PTS RANK . The Josh Hamiltoes 71.5 1 . Jason Bere's Sluggers 65.5 2 . The Old Mill 65.5 2 . Gilkey's Eyeballs 61.5 4 . Doc's LSD No-No 61.5 4 . Tito Landrum Express 60 6 . Olerud Helmeteers 60 6 . Jabberwocks 58.5 8 .