Fantasy & MLB Predictions 2011

So this blog is still active and if Jason will kindly do some updating you'll never know it was from last baseball season. As long as you ignore the URL. I'll also post roto scores here each week as long as my team is competitive. It just gets depressing when they sux.

Since last night's draft is behind us I thought it might be a good idea to make our yearly predictions about how this season will play out, both in fantasyland and in real life. Here are my predictions about Battlefield Baseball 2!

Division 1 Rankings:
1. Ray Lankford Thunder (duh.)
2. Moose Tacos (Crazy pitching & CarGo)
3. Harry Doyle (New guy creepin on the come up)
4. Champions of America (This team could really go either way)
5. Jim Abbotteers (Only because this team looks a lot like my team from last year and that didn't go well)

Division 2 (Little League) Rankings:
1. Chin Music (Although a few too many White Sox for my liking)
2. Gilkey's Eyeballs (I think daily roster changes will benefit Luke most, i.e. he'll actually play this season)
3. HENNNDERSON! (Everyone else imagines Superintendent Chalmers yelling this right?)
4. ICanHazBaseball (Can't trust a guy who eats salt lines candy)
5. Jabberwocks (I refuse to believe you can win if you don't spend over $30 on at least one guy in the draft)

Of course in interdivision match-ups Division 1 will dominate landing 4 of the 6 play-off spots until you are all forced to bow down and accept Ray Lankford Thunder as your champion! Here's real baseball:

AL East
BoSox
Crankees*
Os
Rays
Jays

AL Central
Los Tigres
Los Twines
Los Soxes
Los Racistes
Las Royales (notice feminine article)

AL West
Ringers
A'ss
Los Angeles Angels of Anaheim, California, Unites States of America, North America, Earth
Submariners

NL East
Green Man
Bravos
Pond Scum
Nacionales
Fishies

NL Central
Birds of Red
Men of Red
Bears of Blue
Men of Beer
Men of Space
Men of below .500

NL West
Andre the Giant
The Rock*
Million Dodger Man Ted Dibiase
Rey Mysterio Jr. (He's hispanic and Padres is Spanish?)
Jake the Snake Roberts

Divisional Serieses
Boston over Texas (Steven kills himself)
Detroit over New York
Phillies over Giants
Cards over Rockies

LCSes
Boston over Detroit
Phillies over Cards

WS
Phillies over Boston

MVPs
Albert Pujols
Adrian Gonzalez

Cy Youngs
Cliff Lee
David Price

Add your predictions to the comments!!!!