Standings and Awards

This photo is a crude panorama I took at Roger Dean Stadium in sunny Jupiter, FL last week while doing some advanced scouting. I thought I'd make my first post of the season be about the end of the season. Go ahead and make your predictions about the end of the year right here. Here are mine:

AL EAST
NY Checkbooks
Boston Crybabies
Tampa Bay Devil Rays
Baltimore Would Be Last If Not For
Toronto Bluebirds

AL CENTRAL
Chicago Black Stockings
Minnesota Mauers
Detroit Tigres
KC Not Last Place This Year Royals
Cleveland Cowboy Killers

AL WEST
Seattle Asians
*Tey-has Rangers
City of Angels
Oakland Yes We Still Have a Ballclub A's

NL EAST
Philadelphia Lady Horses
Hotlanta Braves
NY Pond Scum
Florida Fish
Washington Where Is Strasburg?

NL CENTRAL
STL Hotties
*Chicago Baby Bears
Cincinatti Red Hots
Milwaukee Sausage Fest (Edmonds)
Houston Elroys
Pittsburgh Lady Pirates

NL WEST
Colorado Rockettes
LA Divorcees
SF Gays
Arizona Snake Charmers
San Diego Fire Sale

AL DIVISION SERIESES
Yanks over Rangers (Sorry Steven)
Mariners over White Sox

ALCS
Yanks over Mariners

NL DIVISION SERIESES
Cards over Rockies
Phils over Cubs

NLCS
Cards over Phils

WORLD SERIES
Cards over Yanks in 6
Adam Wainwright MVP with 2W's including shut-out in clincher @ Yankee Stadium

CY YOUNGs
Roy Halladay NL
Felix Hernandez AL

MVPs
A-Rod AL
A-Pujols NL

As a parting note I thought I'd leave you with another photo I took at Spring Training showing Secret Weapon using a secret weapon.